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27-10-2015 12:28 PM
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27-10-2015 01:44 PM
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27-10-2015 01:45 PM
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27-10-2015 10:49 PM
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And for those who are looking for a 'Blast From The Past'
28-10-2015 01:52 AM
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Sam walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.” After a few minutes of haggling the boss finally agrees to a 5% raise, and Sam happily gets up to leave.

“By the way”, asks the boss as Sam is getting up, “which three companies are after you?” “The electric company, water company, and phone company”, Sam replied.
02-11-2015 07:12 AM
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Exercise? I thought you said EXTRA FRIES!
03-11-2015 11:35 PM
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Post: #38
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A quote from House, season 8.

Chase: "Fighting's the best part of hockey! Without it, you've got the Ice Capades."
Taub: "Fighting has nothing to do with hockey, it's like the cheerleaders at a basketball game."
Chase: "Cheerleading's the best part of basketball. Without it you've got... *scoff* basketball."
04-11-2015 03:35 AM
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Post: #39
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For the ladies:

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds Mature.

What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

For the guys:

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing; you already told her twice.

Why doesn't a woman need a watch? There's a clock on the stove.
09-11-2015 05:02 PM
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09-11-2015 09:29 PM
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