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Random stuff.
The Doggies' Meeting

The doggies held a meeting,
They came from near and far,
Some came by motor cycle,
And some by motor car.

Each doggie passed the doorway,
Each doggie signed the book.
Each unshipped his asshole
And hung it on a hook.

One dog was not invited
It sorely raised his ire.
He ran into the meeting hall
And loudly shouted, ‘Fire!’

It threw them in confusion
And without a second look,
Each grabbed another’s asshole
From off another hook.

And that’s the reason why sir,
When walking down the street,
And that’s the reason why sir,
When doggies chance to meet,

And that’s the reason why sir,
On land, abroad or home,
They’ll sniff each other’s asshole
To see if it’s their own.

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13-12-2018 08:11 PM
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RE: Random stuff.
A priest looses his rooster one sunday morning , as it is sunday he heads to mass as usual .
At the end of his sermon he asks the congregation , Has anyone seen a cock ?
All the men stand up .
A bit flustered he asks, has anyone seen a cock that isn't theirs ?
All the women stand up
More flustered he asks has anyone seen a strange cock ?
Half the women stand up
Completely flustered he say oh for heavens sake , has anyone seen my cock
The entire boys choir stands up .

Dogs have owners , Cats have staff .
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13-12-2018 10:05 PM
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RE: Random stuff.
I told my wife that even at 67 years old my stomach was still flat. Of course the 'l' is silent.

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14-12-2018 04:30 AM
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RE: Random stuff.
Classics!!
14-12-2018 03:57 PM
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