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More randomness.
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More randomness.
Saw this today and just had to share it.

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the road outside the Palace of Westminster (Both chambers of Parliament). Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the MPs and Lords, and they're asking for a £100 million ransom, otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."

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29-11-2018 08:23 PM
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RE: More randomness.
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29-11-2018 08:34 PM
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