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RE: I'm Back!
A vacationing penguin is driving his Volkswagen through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
07-03-2017 06:13 PM
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RE: I'm Back!
(06-03-2017 06:23 PM)TinWhisker Wrote:  
(02-01-2016 02:05 AM)Michael Wrote:  I've been on hiatus from the forum for about a month due to a bunch of real life craziness, but I'm back and here to stay. So this post is just a "catch up" to let you guys (and gals) know what's been going on and also just to say "hello again." 

One day this will be a real post again. Where's our resident social media mogul? Absent too long!

One day this will be a .... well, you know the drill.
09-12-2019 07:23 PM
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