JohnnyMac
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Holy crap! This is some funny sh!t!
If you're at work, close your office door before reading this. if you don't have an office clamp a hand over your mouth and use your mouse hand to scroll as you read. Oh man, I was busting up laughing so loud at work reading this!
Why taking a dump in a Kohl’s dressing room is never a good idea
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...But the hysterics turned into hysteria when a visitor entered my dressing room.
In the interest of full disclosure, I did lock the door before I went in there. But what came into that
dressing room cannot be turned back by a $5 door bolt from Home Depot. It came in through, under,
and over the door. It seeped through the cracks in the walls and tumbled down from the ceiling...
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Don
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Whiskey
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RE: Holy crap! This is some funny sh!t!
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Cman
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RE: Holy crap! This is some funny sh!t!
Thats was funny , i found another one that cracked me up :
This is a review of this item :
Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray
"It is now a pleasure to poop" says my boss
When one of your interview questions is "are you offended by a fart?" coming directly from the Dr. himself (true story), you know immediately you've just made a mistake by answering no, without thinking this through.
I work in a small medical clinic and my boss is the doctor. It is not uncommon for him to walk by and crop dust his staff. These are the kind of farts that once you smell it, your head snaps up, you nostrils burn like the fires of hell and you know you are trapped in your desk area for at least 5 minutes. This is a miniscule offense compared to what he does to that unfortunate bathroom EVERY MORNING, he is perhaps the most rank man alive when it comes to using the "office," as we call it.
He is not shy about his masterpieces and will even enlighten you as to how once could produce such a pungent scent...usually this issues stems from the dinner his wife made the night before. Now when I hear the words "dehydrated onions, venison or beans" I inadvertently have an eye twitch; nothing can compare to a mocha, seemingly harmless...that coffee combo makes me pray to God my nose will live through the day.
The vomit inducing odors that vent from the office at approximately 8:15 every morning...odors that are so putrid it could gag a maggot, the kind that could make even the manliest of men weep like a teenage girl, are most definitely the reason I searched the Google for products to stop the abomination seeping from his anal cavity. He frequently has tears in his eyes after his morning run-in with the loo.
When I found PooPourri, it promised to banish all odors, including the severest of offenders, such as my boss. Reliving the nostril violation, still fresh from that morning, I quickly purchased this item. We waited and when the UPS man came in the front door we were all over that package, we then told the Dr. to go test this product. A few minutes later he emerged stating "it smells like I crapped a lemon drop." He now finds that is it "a pleasure to poop," although I can't be fooled, I know he enjoyed his own musk. Too bad for him. Success, THANK YOU JESUS!
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(This post was last modified: 30-04-2015 09:16 PM by Cman.)
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Whiskey
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RE: Holy crap! This is some funny sh!t!
(22-04-2015 07:02 AM)Robjenko Wrote: LOL awesome
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